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Many people take pride in “enlightening” you with the thought that every person is unique. This might be true for the “fairer sex”. Some may be smart, some pretty, some both, some none and some plain whacko! But in case of men, this is strictly not true. Men, the ones women should even be bothered about, fall into 5 broad categories. “Enlighten me” on any 6th you can come up with. So, here go your men, my ladies.

Type 1 – The Casanova
We are all too familiar with this kind, aren’t we? If you have caught even a single episode of the hit TV show F.R.I.E.N.D.S., and you saw Joey Tribiani you know what I mean. The hunks who have been with more girls than your mood swings. The irresistible liars we know won’t even remember our name.

Type 2 – The opportunist
This type is actually very interesting. You know the times when you had a break up or had problems at home or any thing that has taken your mood six feed under and made you super vulnerable. The opportunist is the guy who happily volunteered their shoulder for you to cry on. They will support you, be with you, take all your frustration and still be super nice. These are actually the Casanovas who either didn’t have the looks or the talent to act like one.

Type 3 – The boyfriend material
This is the category most women “seriously” fall for. This is your decent, some what committed and mediocre “beauty with brains” guy. This is the guy who is on a constant lookout for “the perfect one” and he is still a “boyfriend material” if you are NOT that one! He will be nice to you, be decent, introduce you to his friends and “be together”. Loyalty, however, is not on hi s agenda, at least not a 100%. He is looking for better. You are the “temporary queen of his castle”.

Type 4 – The husband material
If you are “the perfect one” of a Type 3 guy, you found the husband material. Undoubtedly, there is a severe scarcity of men like these but they do exist! They will be LOYAL, hopelessly so. They are the kinds you can trust with your hottest friends, the ones who will love you even if you drove them insane for a month, the ones who accept your “unreasonable mood swings” as a character trait and finally who you’ll probably get bored off after taming them completely.

Type 5 – The friend/shy guy/geek
This is the category with the majority of guys. They are regular looking, decent and reasonable in objectifying women. This is your guy who helped you in your home work or computer failure. He’s the one who might actually blush if you give him a little casual flirt. He is also the one you have always turned to and found trustworthy.

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